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 04.11.2012
xx: Okay, but you have to take into account, if you want to have rights on me, you will get duties. So you are cunnilingus, and...
xy : ) )
xx: I'm trying to come up with a male equivalent of borst, don't get out of mind...
xy: I can pull the stick))
XX: Oh what a clever one! Minet and borst every day you want, and the shelf to wrap once a year will need to be, and that is not a fact! So you will also be wrapped in the cunnilingus:"Headache hurts", "I don’t have those days today", "I’m tired"...
XX is invented. A shelf, such a shelf. You’ll be shooting the day before, carefully!!! Close the hole and pull it again. Well, or scrape the crane every day, and collect it again.
Xy: No, well his naphig, such a joint life. I’d rather go to dinner with my mom.
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