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 28.06.2008
I’m afraid of the 13 numbers, especially on Friday. Born on the 13th, defended on the 13th.

I was married on the 13th, I live on the 13th floor, my phone is divided by 13 without a balance.

The cat died at the age of 13. Three times involved in car and aircraft accidents.

The 13th number.

In short, on Friday, June 13, this year, he acted extremely cautiously, expecting

at midnight.

At midnight, I looked at the clock, breathed through my chest and went out to the balcony.

The accumulated fear. The fireworks did not light up, I bought the morning.

The Chinese lighthouse. After the third blow with the big finger, it exploded.

It hurt my mouth and hair.

In the morning, my wife again lubricated my face with anti-burn cream and asked

Remove the old wall clock that rushes for 15 minutes.
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