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 09.11.2012
Microsoft Patents a New Type of DRM Protection
You go to the TV, you want to watch a movie. He said, “Who is that behind you? The Mom? Did she pay for the movie? Out of the room! Prove that you are not a robot... okay, but this movie is only 18+, you have 18? Show me a passport... something dirty, like a fake. I’ll scan the retina, check the base... there’s no such thing, I won’t show the movie, sorry.”
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