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 09.11.2012
I work in the printing. our phone is apparently written by mistake on the website of the Uzi-diagnostics center (error in one digit) we are occasionally called with the question whether we are doing all sorts of different Uzi.
The morning. The Monday.
call - "Hello, do you do vaginal uzi?"
pause.... - no we can only print everything you take.)))
One hour later, a drunken man’s voice called:
And you’re doing a freeze that’s there...
- No, we can only a vaginal uzi...and the wild rust of the whole office. There was a Dirk behind his back.
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