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 10.11.2012
From the Girls Forum:

3 years ago, just put an ass, knocked a guy, 22 years old, talked a week, calls to meet, and I don't know how to refuse. I agreed. God, go to the park. He goes, some nonsense carries, half an hour has passed, he asks: and we will kiss today? I got rid of it, Gray: No!
Let’s go... Horek somehow jumped over, he said to me, “Oh, I’m without flowers, but I’ll catch you!” And escaped in the bushes...
I didn’t think for a long time 😉
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