from the advertising agency's vacancy page =)

If you are:
You want to earn little.
Not Positive
Bringing home problems to work
You can’t drink so that it doesn’t affect work.
You smoke more packs of cigarettes a day.
Doing work inappropriately
Doing work slowly
You don’t have a propeller in the right place.
Younger than 18 or older than 55 years
You like to argue or argue at work.
Late to
You do not like your job.
You drink the cock you sit on.
You have no place in our RA!