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 14.11.2012
My brother and a friend tried to make home pizza today. I still thought why they were there in the kitchen for so long... then the baking smelled, deliciously so... I thought, in general, blenders are made. Finally, the brother comes and says, “This...we made pizza there, will you?” But it didn’t work, and now it’s cake.
Morality: I don’t know what a pizza would be, but the cake is cracked.
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