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 17.11.2012
Cats have a high level of intelligence. They can even identify causal relationships. For example, always come to the kitchen for the smell of turmeric onions. It is estimated that in 90% of cases, fresh meat will now come from the refrigerator.
And today I divided my two-walk in full. I come from work — he jumps out into the hallway all stretched and shows all his appearance that he wants to play. And the game we usually play is this: the first pretends to catch the second, the second is very scared and runs away. The first is in the assembly. Everyone has their own seats according to the dimensions. I have a bathroom, toilet, kitchen, corner of the corridor. The cat - behind the sofas, under the sofas, under the cushion, under the bookcase. Then the frightened goes out to see if the threat has disappeared. The attacker jumped out of the assembly. Everything is new.
Today I am a bandit, a cat for a victim. The cat is on the couch, I am in the bathroom. I wait for him, I wait for him to go looking for me... and I hear that he is delighted, with a squeezing of the new couch in the room, for which he usually strikes strongly. A few seconds before I managed to catch up, he was enough to disappear.
And here it came to me. This gentleman originally wanted to break the couch while no one was there, and here I am in the door. And in his puffy head easily and relentlessly developed an elegant combination, how to eliminate the annoying interference, do what you want and not get a hustle for it.
and my applause.
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