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 17.11.2012
Are there no neighbors with a perforator in your house? I thought they were everywhere.
- In my entrance lives Uncle Vova, rough, large-scale, hairy. He works at night, so he sleeps during the day. If grass, in the morning there is a thunderstorm, which paralyses courtyard dogs and weak-nervous people with their eyes. 80% of Yeti and Bigfoot meetings are actually Uncle Vova. Trying to use a perforator while Uncle Vova is resting is a high chance of getting into facking machines. The growth of neighbors-perforators for all factions is zero.
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