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 20.11.2012
hydration

Once again I realized that mops are the funniest dogs in the world. They are like Tajik builders who burn with enthusiasm to do something, but neither figa knows how to do it.
And here I "wipe" the mops, as usual, I first bathed, and then - in order to save water and detergents in the same water to wash it.
Dogs love to be washed. He likes to bring abandoned items. It’s just a bitch – it’s necessary to find and bring to be thrown again.
And here, throwing his not light body into the bathroom, I touch a soap machine with my elbow. It falls somewhere there under the bubble of foam.
What happened next, I cannot tell without a rubber.
A dog does not know how to swim and especially dive - diving for dogs is a difficult skill and is generally given not to all breeds.
But what did this “wonderful”...
It is...
He took a deep breath...
... pressed her jaw, tightly sealed her eyes... and fell on a pulp on the bottom of the bathroom!
Where did I go, crawling there looking for a soap machine with the legs!!! to
I watched the moving bubbles coming from under the foam in Ophigen... Fuck, and at such a speed!!! The fish rest.
He found it!! to
He pressed the soap machine with his legs to his throat and got up on his back legs. He exhaled, breathed, sneezed, swallowed... After which he threw the object found through the border and made a joyful row and swallowed with the tail: and let’s give a little more?
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