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 21.11.2012
I go in the bus (guard), the conductor asks to transfer money for the ride from the back yard. In the middle stands a woman of large size and on all attempts to transfer money through her, she thinks that it would be transmitted through those who sit, and she was not touched. On the front seat sits a 4-year-old boy with his mother, observes the whole situation very closely for five stops and says pretty loudly:
“Mommy, is my aunt so bad because she’s fat?”
The bus begins to rust quietly, the mother is embarrassed, the woman becomes red... in a few seconds:
“Mommy, is she fat because she’s lazy to move her ass again?”
Even the driver of the bus.)
The woman red like cancer jumped out at the first stop.)
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