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 24.11.2012
Most rape in this country is committed by a hool, also hool represents a threat to public morality, law and garden plants (grasses), and therefore, the presence of an individual is a potential threat to society. In this regard, I propose:
1st Recognize the fox as a potential threat to society.
2nd Obligate owners to register it in the bodies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs at the place of residence.
Three Polyclinics on the ground to introduce a mandatory check on the sexual maturity of the carrier, according to the results of the check to issue orders for registration.
4 is Obligate registered owners of houses to report to the premises for each (incl. and the use of the fox.
5 is Strictly regulate the rules of use and storage of the hook, for non-compliance with the rules - to punish, up to the withdrawal of the hook from the owner.
6 is Limitation of size for civilian use. Also develop a police, army and mass destruction variant. Citizens whose size exceeds the civil norm will be obliged to voluntarily bring the hut into conformity at the police department at the place of official registration.
7 is Launch a large-scale campaign to hand over unused or homeless whores to police for reward.
I think this law will be more useful than many recently adopted.
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