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 24.11.2012
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CCHC
Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone.
The next day he was called by Chuck Norris and Bell invented the Megaphone, MTS and Beeline!

Yakuza
Chuck Norris first called Bell, then Bell invented the phone.

ch ch ch
There was nothing wrong, this is how it was:
Chuck brought the phone to Bella and then called him on his cell phone.

Ssss
When Bell invented the phone, he had three misses from Chuck.
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