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 30.06.2008
The Note:
What was the cry you had in the middle of the night? = = )
and KSIH:
Yes to fucking! I am in anger! The wolf came to me yesterday.
The Note:
and catman? You are +)))) Well? fulfilled his dream? Fucked that shit? Let me tell you!!! to
and KSIH:
What to tell there!! In the middle of the process in the apartment broke up prematurely appeared from work and with screams of the type of "you end, the coward!"" began to chase in one of the socks Katya around the apartment! I became psychotic and ran to my neighbor. I come back in half an hour. She was morally ready to find 2 bodies in the apartment, and there these two are already sitting in the kitchen and argue to the hiccups "which Linux distribution is better for the home station"! So little - so they did not come to a common opinion they arranged a quake in the waya-faja!
and KSIH:
On my attempts to attract attention to themselves both slowly flattered, and at the end in general pushed the hell out of the room and advised not to interfere with the process! As a result, the romantic evening ended in the fact that I 2 hours alone dried beer in the kitchen and watched MTV!, and 2 of these fools after 5 matches pleased with each other came out of the room and did not pay attention to me went to my dear dad to work to collect a new computer!
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