My mother came to visit me to see how her foolish daughter lives. We sit talking. My cat came to listen. Suddenly, the mother recalls her educational functions:
You will forever be in the hole! Go straight up!
- Yes, I haven't done that for a long time - I am just upset, getting straight.
Instead of answering, my mother silently ticked her finger at the cat.
Which sits exactly the same, bending and laying the elbow on the table.