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 28.11.2012
MaKs: Explain to me what this fucking shit is, right? "' Color Invisible' - a phrase that puts man's logic into an impasse."! to
Brighton: That is something else. While my wife was in the nursery with the second, I had to drive my older daughter to the ballet. She said they needed the most invisible, or they were all confused. I went to the store, I’m the father’s responsible! The seller asks: are you colored or invisible? I call my wife. Take the invisible. I am so pleased, said everything cool so decided, I managed.It turned out that just seemed...Seller: and you for what girl? Zidane even more. On my, I say, the fucking girl. She: I understand... and what kind of she is? I am standing: is it that the fucking invisible invisibles are still somehow separated by the types of girls? She sees that I already have brains. There’s white for blondes, black for brunettes, there’s gold for red, but they’re not. He took the white and came back for another half day. So in this women’s world it is better not to go, in order to preserve adequacy and peace of mind.
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