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 28.11.2012
Yesterday I met with a friend, went to the cafe for 50 grams of lemonade to drink. We met two pretty happy grandmothers under 60. A friend points to one and says, “This is my former teacher. She... ten years ago led physics culture with us.” Further from his words.
I go to the street toilet, behind the school, I see, at the sports venue, a bodybuilder is engaged in heating. Once - on the turnik she jumped, clung to her knees and hangs down her head. I stayed in the sorting for seven minutes, I go out, and she still hangs. Well, I think it’s strong, I’t stand for more than two minutes. After the call, in another 10-15 minutes, I go there to smoke, look - and she hangs! He smoked, he went out, he was there. I even noticed her - what a physical training! Go to classes. And on the second day, through the open door of the teacher, I hear how the physical worker tells the biologist: "...he hanged, and in a minute I want to come down from the turnik, I stretch to the curtain, and I do not get enough, I do not have enough strength. So it hanged for half an hour, the knees were already bent, almost not turned to the concrete. Well, the worker passed, removed it. And before him, some shit went there and there, and at least something...”
And the warm-up in the fresh air she then stopped.
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