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 29.11.2012
xxx: Interesting, and soon will appear programs such as "fashioned sentence" on computer themes?
HH: It will be a lot more interesting!
WOW: What’s interesting there?
- Hello Elena, your boss Alexander sent you to us for the broadcast, he says that you are a dwarf.
I... I... I... I can make tables in Excel and download music.
Okay, you are Elena’s day.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :(
- and don't have to do a sad face, we will give you 40k now and you will go to collect your computer, and your boss will help you, we will watch you, remember.
xxx: *after 2 hours* - Well, what is this Elena, well what motherboard you took with DDR2 slots, OMG she also took a video sapphire under her, oh can't you daylight, you could screw a card with screws instead of such a motherboard, now our experts will show you how you should. Vassula, show them
Siss stands up. admin Vasya in a sweater, with a beard and a shaft, begins to collect computers and explains where to get involved and why they chose these components, everyone claps and rejoices.
I'd like to watch this show :DDD
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