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 30.11.2012
My wife says tonight:
We have the front number.
In the car you still need to ride, so I got up at 6 in the morning, took the lamp, went to overweigh the rear number, on the front, which would be less burning if the GAIC was standing. I approach the front buffer, and on it a layer of dirty ice 3-4 cm.
I decided to heat the car, started to start, hit the grip and brake, the brake pedal failed.
I went home and said:
- There are two news, the number found, but the car is not subject to operation, there are no brakes!
The wife’s response:
- Yes, I know that there are no brakes, they are no longer on the second day... I thought there was snow, but it doesn't brake.
In shock I ask:
How did you brake?
The engine and the brake...
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