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 11.12.2012
A loving wife:
How can I explain to my beloved husband, who has been married for eight years, that when I say "rabbit, embrace me" - I need to embrace, not embrace, embrace and fuck?
And when I ask you to massage my neck, don’t take the cowards off of me.
Rabbit, I love you!"

Rejoice you fool! I can only embrace you. ;(
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