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 11.12.2012
In the words of Father:
I remember when I was working at the factory, the head of the shop was constantly drinking. That is to say, it was only necessary to approach him on important issues until noon - after him no one. And there was a master - a man already under 70, with golden hands. I could pull out a metal chain. I also drank regularly in the morning.
So, at the end of the work shift, two loneliness met. (M) Aster says to the leader:
M: Felix, I need a mark!
N (long looking at it): Yes... We have few buttons...
Pause for 30 seconds
M: Felix, I don’t need much! I need one!"
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