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 12.12.2012
Yesterday I sat behind my compass, I didn’t touch anyone, the sister suits:
This is all your influence! No longer approach the child.
I explain, the child is my 8-year-old nephew, her son. The statement is surprising because I am constantly crucifying from him as much as I can, and he is forcing me to do lessons there or something else. I drive with him a lot. Here is such a statement. I even thought I heard.
What is?
I want to get closer to Vanessa!
Glad, but what happened?
There was some psychotherapy in the school. Well, when a aunt (uncle) comes to the class, asks the children silly questions and, based on the answers, makes conclusions about development, the state of the psyche, and then converses with the parents. I continue not to enter.
Well and what?
- He was asked "Who is grazing on the lawn?" And you know what he replied?
What is?
Prepare for the rage!

Dart
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