Yesterday at the box office in the store was a witness to the dialogue of the mother and daughter of 15.
Mom (apparently a doctor, reading the label on the gum): this gum contains a preservative that destroys the liver.
Daughter: So I don’t have the liver anymore... and in general, Mom, Friday is the end of the world!
Mom: Well then let's take a bottle of vodka and chew the chewing machine, once there is nothing to lose!