Dialogue between two friends:
X: If the zombie apocalypse came and you left your zombie girlfriend, what would you do?
Q: I don’t know, I would probably connect.
X: But she can bite you, and you can become a zombie too!
Q: Well, you can fill her mouth with construction foam, or a seal.
X: And she can scratch you, and you’ll still become a zombie.
Q: Then I would cut off my hands.
X: That is, if your girlfriend became a zombie, would you cut off her arms, pour her mouth with a sealant and pull you everywhere?
A: We would be together all the time.