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 16.12.2012
I brought a cat. Such a red, with tight ears. A loud infection. It seems that there is a dynamic with an amplifier hidden there. I began to think how to name. I have to call it "J", I don’t know why. Well, I don’t care about birth, I didn’t take it for exhibitions. But I think "J" should at least be present. In general, small, red, loud... The name of Jelsomino is self-titled. So they called.
A friend calls and there is this conversation:
Tell me what the cat was called.
He is small, red, loud. Guess three times.
Is it Jiggard?
and :)
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