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 17.12.2012
We’re never going to have sex with him because we’re both shit! Today, he had a divorce key out of his bag, and I asked him if he had it.
Yesterday I was playing in the sanitary.
Has he won?
- Aha, got a bonus, achivka and moved to the next level.
Friendly followed. No one remembered the Germans and porn.
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