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 18.12.2012
My nephew recently got married, and his wife went to advancement courses in the neighboring city. And here she calls him late at night, as usual, what?
He misses her, I say, lonely, I wait... and there is a woman’s voice in her cellphone from the mansion of the apartment. Oh what was there, already in the morning on the train jumped all angry.
In general, it turned out to have ended his Kaspersky license, put for a time free Avast, and that take and tell during the negotiations, with a pleasant female voice, that the bases are updated.
The rest of the woman’s imagination is overwhelming.
We agreed, and he will go back to the courses next year.
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