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 20.12.2012
Sumatrix: What a wonderful morning today...
Savitri: tell me
sumatrix: prehistory: how do you know I hide from the cat phone, or he likes to play with him when he vibrates, to go into dusty corners where he is discharged and it is impossible to find him without dancing with the drum
Sumatrix: And here I pick up the alarm clock and put it on the closet above me. I need to get up to turn it off.
and savitri :)
sumatrix: and here today I woke up from the fact that first sounded the alarm clock, and then a scratch, a whirlwind, something soft fell on me, then it ran over me, and something big and hard fell in its place, there was a lot of noise and strange sounds around.
Savitri :D is it?
Sumatrix: It was then that I realized that the cat still caught a mobile phone on the closet from the jump, but did not hold back and pulled a box with a barrel, naturally right on me.
Sumatrix: And at that moment I decided that the apocalypse had already happened prematurely, and I lay down thinking what to do next.
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