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 22.12.2012
XXX is:
I want to capture the world.
Little girl, go to bed, sleep. You will rest and take on new forces.
in the morning:
I want to capture the world.
Try it girl. Who takes the world hungry?
4 hours later:
Let’s take the world...
and July. You’re 19 years old and you’re dreaming of conquering the world. On the solder - you will collect a rocket with a engine based on nuclear synthesis and we will take off from here, fly and capture other worlds! How about the idea?
The WTF? O_O
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