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 23.12.2012
By then I would be in the army.
I will wait and be proud of you!
I’ll come back with a broken psyche.
I won’t let you go to the army!
Then get married to me, we have three children and...
...Kha-kha, maybe an alternative path?
Well, then I should be a footless disabled in the care of my wife. You will have to marry me again.
Or even more alternative?
I can cut you off and cut off your legs.
I do not like.
Well, I said, marriage and three children are the most pleasant option.
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