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 24.12.2012

Rome: I have experience in communicating with the secret service. It was 8 years ago, I lost at the airport and got on the landing territory of an official. I was approached by an agent in a black suit, a large black closet, two meters tall, apparently a former mariner. He told me:
Sir, do you have a problem?
“Eye, aaah, aaah,” I wandered, “this was my first conversation with an American, and I forgot English.
“Sir, tell me your problem and I will solve it,” he said.
“I don’t know English,” I replied.
The agent hanged for a minute, swung his eyes, swung his forehead.
Yes, that’s the problem, he replied.
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