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 28.12.2012
XXX is:
I went to the bathroom, so I know why.
I sit, do business, and at the same time play a toy on my body.
So I’m going to record.
5 minutes to play.
10 and 15.
Playing for half an hour
My right leg has gone down, but I can't turn it off - a record!
It takes forty minutes.
There is no one here, only a guard at the reception.
And then he spotted, apparently for forty minutes without getting out of the bathroom, suddenly I gathered there.
Shortly he knocks at the door of the cabin and polently asks – “Are you okay?”
To which I do not blinking the eye answer - "Yes, I just go to the record!!and "
Silence for twenty seconds, steps away

YYY :
)))) is beautiful

XXX is:
and then I came out of the toilet with a stumbling leg and slowly crawled past it =)))
What a face he had!! to
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