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 30.12.2012
xxx: I work in the copy center (xerox, printing, scanning) many clients, a stream of people, sometimes some forget to pick up the flash, I have these flashes at home already lies gig on 300
It’s not that I steal them, just that nobody comes back after them and they go into my dirty hands.
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XXX: This is not the point. About 2 weeks ago I forgot one client flash, I saw it for the first and last time, I sit today, and she lies on the table, so lonely, brilliant, red, beautiful-pretty. did not hold back, connected, and with the words "go to mom" put on formatting.
YYY: I’m starting to guess.
XXX is yes. He came for her. I raise my eyes - it stands when the window just pops "formatting is complete".
I felt like a Darth Vader telling Luke that he was his father. and silent "noooooooooo" in his eyes
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