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 05.07.2008
(Discovering flights with the girl, decided to run away...although a lot of books but still.)

"What are the benefits of life with you?

I live alone:
I eat peelmen and pizza, I eat semi-fabricates.
I do everything myself at home.
I go to bed late, but I still get enough sleep, sometimes.
4 is boring.
5 - Well, and sex is not dormant, on the hands hair does not grow like well, long ago to tell you that in the porn network 400 terabytes. It should be enough for the rest of my life.

I live with you:
1 - The food is also semi-fabricated, well, sometimes there are exceptions (rare, and then I cooked).
I do everything at home, almost everything myself. (That is simply! The washing machine is like a washing machine.
We go to bed as late as long as we eat, swim and so on.
It is fun, but the fun ends with the destruction of nerve cells.
5 - Well naturally secas, regular.

The above advantages do not cover the costs of purchasing killed nerve cells, since the body itself can not produce them.

Naked that hope!and "

If there are good people, get to the top...Let them read! And do not go on to the grabbits...which themselves have submitted...by the kindness of the soul.)

by Sat.
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