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 01.01.2013
Daniel came from hockey training, picked up water in the bath and said to the cat: "The coach said you have to strive to win! Important attitude for victory! And on such a note he throws the cat into the bath with the words:" Believe in yourself and swim!" Later when I wiped out the poor frightened cat and Danu mocked, he said: "It’s you, mom, that’s everything! No need to scream "What do you do! She feared you, and her will did not come together.
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