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 02.01.2013
Chinese History of the 90s. On the route Dalian-Suifunhe passing Russian tourist noticed another bus, but wrongly lying on the side, wheels into the sky. From it people burst out feverily, in the only open door a traffic jamming was formed. Our tourists, all clean-healthy boatmen, rushed to help. They pulled out the traffic jams, broke into the salon, took out the windows and quickly threw all the victims into them. Outside, our tourists were carefully caught on their hands. Somehow, but tightly twisted, not regretting their pieces. They checked the bus to make sure it wasn’t going to explode. Long waiting on the highway for help, nothing to do put the bus on the wheels. And the passing Chinese persistently did not stop - carried on with their own affairs. Tired of pulling the hand of the grandmother passed - well, they still have a billion and a half!
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