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 08.01.2013
My wife cut off her foot yesterday. The foot in this case is wrapped. Through the apartment the favorite moves jumping on a healthy leg.
Yesterday: I go into the kitchen, my wife splashes on the chair. He jumped up and jumped to the refrigerator.
I: Don’t jump here, I’ll get it.
Wife: I still don’t know what I want!
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