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 08.07.2008
How is your first day at a new job?
Sometimes somewhere like this:
- Show this disc, or because of the price cannot be seen and... how much it costs?
Is it really an MP3, or is there a lot of songs on it?
- Here are these discs with games for 60 rubles and collections of films 10in1 exactly licensed?
I have a Samsung computer, will this game work on it?
- The game writes "enter the protection key printed on the disk", where to look for it?
If the game is recorded on DVD, can I play it on a DVD player?
- Yes, they have rattled, everywhere in the demands of Pentium, and these Gandons have sold Atlon, what now, to throw it away?
First person shooter is when you are shot in the screen.
Can you tell me where to get a license window at a pirate price?
I would say it right away - they grabbed my mosque, and then licked the walls of the skull box!
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