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 09.07.2008
by SkaPunkBoy:
Dolby is...

It’s when you wake up today with the complete confidence that your parents are at work, you get up, you pull and you say: “Ahaha! Go all naked! I’m going to fuck you!" You get a cigarette out of the table, you knock your ear, you walk through the corridor and you sing with all your voice: “I’ve had so much work... I’ve got to get up so early... In the morning and in the evening to bake the pasta... And I’d like to eat a banana... And... You find in the kitchen a mom quietly cuddling with a cup of coffee in her hand and shaken eyes that have put on you.

Was she so upset that she kept her eyes in her hand? Are they smoking on you?

Fuck yourself for a stupid comment.
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