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 18.01.2013
My husband plays Skyrim, runs with some magical sword through the woods, my 7-year-old sister looks, stands next to me.
I:Sasha!Well, you can't cut animals in the woods with a child, she's watching!
M (already gone somewhere in the forest): baby, don’t worry, the deer is alive, he’s running somewhere.
At this time, he returns to that carcass, something presses, a deer liver appears on the screen.
I: Sasha, fuck, don’t break it with the child!! to
M: All, luckily I will revive him.
The elephant walks nearby.
R: Why doesn’t he run away from you?
M: Well I revived him, he now treats me well.
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