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 19.01.2013
found in space. Not my own:

Grammatics should be taught in school. Then it is late. What can you talk about with a person who, having a maturity certificate on his hands, writes “to try”, “to struggle” and “coordinate”? Who is wrong in “-se” and “-se”? What, besides the crying stupidity, prevents him, by writing a verb, from mentally asking himself the question “what to do?” or “what to do”?
No, it is not snobism, because language is not a thing, not a personal quality, not a property, and not a way to rise above others. Language is another means of understanding the world, like vision or hearing. Why do people who have no intention of depriving themselves of sight consciously deprive themselves of their tongue? Why do we write correctly when we are not in the exam? Why, standing in the morning in front of the mirror, nobody thinks “I wear a tricycle, we are not at a fashion show” or “I will not brush my teeth, we are not at a competition for fresh breath”?... Why people who don’t think of depriving themselves of hearing, calmly say “shake the heart”? Where did they hear the heartbeat? In which books have you read about him?
It’s ridiculous to justify “because I know physics, and you?” Language is not a profession. It is a means of communication. For physicists, mathematicians, linguists, artists, miners, tocars. Per the only reliable means of communication with the world."
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