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 21.01.2013
Vermishel
Could I give him a cookbook? There are instructions, in the sense of recipes. It is only necessary to attribute that before adding eggs to the dish, they must be broken.

Yara
You know, Ivan will not understand what it is to grind, what it means to cook until it is ready, what it is necessary to pour oil on a bowl, what it is necessary to take a dry spoon for salt, what it is on the tip of the knife, he will also not understand.

Vermishel
We will write a pencil! Buy a children’s kitchen. There are even reminders that the water should be closed after washing the vegetables. Though... there gas to light up only adults said...
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