I had a business trip, settled in a decent hotel where girls with services do not call, I go to bed and suddenly a phone call, a pleasant female voice
She is: Hi!
I am: Hi!
She: How is it?
I: Okay, and what about you?
We talked for ten minutes and I was tired.
I: Okay, let’s get closer to the matter, how much is the hour?
Let’s talk at home!! He throws the phone.

I am not bad :)