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 25.01.2013
Since the beginning of 2013, a directive of the European Union has entered into force, which provides that pigs, especially Lithuanian pigs, must have special toys, as animals raised for slaughter should be less missed.

Lithuanian media reports that the directive does not specify exactly what toys pigs should have. Per Lithuanian farmers, who for centuries have grown crustaceans in ordinary crustaceans, will have to worry about identifying individual preferences of crustaceans.

Swine farmers in Lithuania are outraged by the fact that, in the face of the rising prices of feed and electricity, the inaccessibility of the Russian market after the Lithuanian swine fever and the fall in meat prices, local producers have to think also about pig entertainment.
Source: http://bash.im
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