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 27.01.2013
The conversation of a beautiful girl with a photographer she likes.

What is busy?
She - pasta baked now I start to the kitchen they eat
He - mmm, it is probably very delicious, and I am sitting down and nobody will prepare baked pasta for me)))))
She - what is the problem? you take pasta and sausage, combine and pour in sauce, in a stove, voila...
Well, if you want beautiful photos, it’s easy here too. You take a photocopy, take off, quickly retouch, add color to taste, pour a couple of gradients and render, voila)
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