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 30.01.2013
I am an adult and successful in all respects, I am over 40, I can afford any gastronomic caprices, but I always have a couple of packages.
Alcoholic acid and energy in one bottle.
It helps a lot with the strawberries.
I have solved this mystery: when I eat this slice, the body apparently thinks that I am young and young again and mobilizes the internal reserves, because to roll and breathe from a hammer is too luxurious time for a student.
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