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 31.01.2013
One of my acquaintances worked in the Russian government in the early 1990s. And here happened to them a park - on their nose the coronation of Yeltsin, that is, the inauguration. I should swear by him, not by what. The Bible doesn’t fit – Muslims won’t understand. He will swear by the Constitution of Russia.
Have you seen this Constitution? She is thin. In all countries, leaders swear on thick-walled Talmuds, and Yeltsin as a pioneer, on the notebook. They decided to put the constitution with comments to make the embassy look.
But not found. The deadlines are already pushing up. Someone has stumbled here. Yeltsin is not allowed to read a book! We need to find a tomic ambassador, thick and tight. He holds a pen on him, and that’s all. Started to search. Obviously, no one had books with him, only the operator took the book to the child. Yeltsin took an oath on her.
Now, over time, we begin to ask ourselves: did Russia have no other way? Why does the hard, oligarchic, ridiculous capitalism we have built seem to have embraced all the vices that have long been cured by Western countries? The liner opens easily. The spiritual leader of the nation, a man to whom the majority of Russians trusted at the time, during his entry into office, when heaven listened most to his words, vowed to honor and observe Nosov’s book “The Unknown on the Moon”. It became so.
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