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 31.01.2013
A woman over 40, someone gave a lot of sweets. She didn’t miss the opportunity to boast of gifts. Suddenly, the silence and all the attention of jealous persons was attracted by a new guy working with us as a contract programmer.
Who is it that brought you such a pig?
G.B - and this... so a gift from customers, but why a pig?
You are no longer young and your metabolism is not the same as when you were young, and all these sweets will have a very bad effect on your figure. And you complain that you can’t fit in your favorite dress.
After these words, she looked at the candy, then in the mirror, then again on the candy and invited everyone to tea. No one expected this from her, but everyone agreed to the offer. The words of the new didn’t go for nothing, the collective female, everyone wants a good figure, so they didn’t eat much. Everything else was handed over to the new one.
It’s been a week, and I think it’s all about how to write...
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