Dentop: The guys recently gathered together to celebrate the arrival of a friend. I made an olive for breakfast. There were no salt cakes at home. I had to go to the store. They took cucumbers, advised and took kefir for the morning for the case. While friends were standing at the box with a strange set, I flew up and shouted, “The wrong night will be, guys,” I put a roll of toilet paper on the box (what if it’s over?). The vendors just cried with us.
When I got home, I found out that there was no mayonnaise. A friend called, said she would come soon, asked her to buy a package, anyway on the way. Her name is Death. Well, she got hysterical, I had to go to the store again.
Dentop: I take mayonnaise, I stand at the box office. The phone rings. I pick up the phone, a loud connection is turned on. A friend cried out from the tube: “Death with mayonnaise has come, don’t buy it.” And by the way, go to the pharmacy for a valerian, Stalin got done, it is necessary to water the shit.
At the confused look of the staff only replied that Stalin-Kot, who when reminds me, I water it with valerian...
Dentop: Today I had to go to the store for bread and salt. I did not risk...