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 11.02.2013
xxx: Saw on the package of mayonnaise advertising action: Send by SMS 250'000 (twenty fifty thousand!!!) Code from under the cover and you can win one million rubles. Action deadline until March 1. I decided to count. You need to buy 50 tons of mayonnaise in small bags for a total of 7.5 million rubles (and you need to eat it somehow, not throw it away...) and send 250 thousand SMS for a total of about 375 thousand. In the end, you have to spend almost 8 million for a chance to get one million. What were the organizers expecting? There are such foolish millionaires.

Yippidy yi yippity yay. You are doubtful. The MMM has proved three times that we have such fairy ones not measured.
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